When Worlds Collide
copyright ©2001 by Blind Lemming Chiffon
Tune: The End of the World by Kent/Dee

 
Why are there now two suns shining?
Why is the sky twice as wide?
Don't they know that they're bending my world?
That's what you get when worlds collide.

When I saw you were six shades of purple,
I knew that you must be my bride.
Don't they know that they're bending my world?
But I'm happy when our worlds collide.

Our daughter may grow up to be an eggplant,
And our sons are Siamese twin orangutans -
But I can't understand, no I can't understand
Why I need a forklift just to hold your hand.

Why is the sky now below me?
Why is the grass up above?
Don't they know that they're bending my world?
They bent it when I found your love.