I Eat Up Animals
copyright ©2004 by Blind Lemming Chiffon
Tune: I Donıt Eat Animals, Melanie

Through four million decades of struggle and pain
Weıve fought our way up to the top of the chain.
The top of the food chainıs the best place to be,
So I eat up animals before they eat me.

Seafood tastes fishy; to my ribs it wonıt stick.
Just thinking of health food makes me feel sick.
Iıd rather have prime rib, because, honestly,
I eat up animals so they wonıt eat me.

I canıt eat grapefruit; the acid makes me rot.
Bean sprouts arenıt a subject for rational thought.
Iıd rather have bacon than fruit from a tree,
ıCause I eat up animals so they wonıt eat me.

Human beings are predators; that is a fact.
Iıll eat anything that wonıt swim, crawl or fight back,
Like a big deluxe pizza with no anchovies,
ıCause I eat up animals so they wonıt eat me.