With Friends Like These
copyright ©2001 by Blind Lemming Chiffon
Tune: Good Riddance [Time of Your Life] by Green Day
Subject: "Friends," the all-too-popular TV Sitcom
Warning: Contains Adult Language!

 
Another episode, another zit to pop.
Changing the channel, 'cuz this shit's just gotta stop.

They're 20-something but they haven't learned a thing.
It's like "Three's Company" but doesn't have the zing.

It's like they've had lobotomies; their heads are solid stone.
I wish these "friends" would leave us alone.

So just watch "Star Trek" and your brain will be alright.
Who needs Lisa Kudrow when you've got Seven of Nine?

Protracted adolescence is just not my style.
New York with no black people is racist and vile.

It's like they've had lobotomies; their heads are solid stone.
I wish these "friends" would leave us alone.